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Thursday, June 7th 2012

Odd Couple Alert: Ellen Page & ASkars

If you put your hand over Ellen Page, you'd sort of know what it would look like if you got to frisk ASkars. How Ellen Page kept herself from tickling ASkars' armpits with her hat's lips is beyond me. And yes, that grown man in the bottom right is totally Stefan-ing out of his mind, because he can't believe the Swedish essence of ASkar pits is blowing his way.

The oddest pairing since Kunty Karl and Choupette went to a Stanley Cup finals game at the Staples Center in L.A. yesterday and some are saying this means that Ellen is doing a sexy single bar gymnastics routine on ASkars' peen when the lights go down. Please. It's true that if you polled the planet's population, including inanimate objects, on whether or not they'd let ASkars stick the tip in, 99% would grab the butt lube and you ask where the line for that ride begins. When ASkars struts by a rock, the rock finds a way to grow a vagina so he can fuck it. Everybody wants to hump ASkars. But not Ellen Page. I mean, my common sense gene is preventing me from picturing that. They're just two beautiful lesbians who like to watch sports together. That's all.

They also did a movie together and I hope it went so well that they work together again in a movie version of the adventures of the Jolly Green Giant and Little Sprout. Because I want to see that.

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Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/odd-couple-alert-ellen-page-askars/

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Jessica Simpson: Out and About After Baby (People Magazine )

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Early primates originated in Asia, migrated to Africa

A new form of anthropoid primate has been discovered in Myanmar (Burma), adding to growing evidence that anthropoids ? a family that includes monkeys, apes and humans ? evolved in Asia and subsequently migrated to Africa.

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Sheryl Crow Thanks Fans For Support

Sheryl Crow has reached out to her fans on twitter, thanking them for their support after recently revealing she is suffering from a brain tumour.

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Venus transit may boost hunt for other worlds

Astronomers around the world will be using advanced telescopes to watch Venus cross in front of the Sun on June 5 and 6 in the hopes of finding clues in the hunt for other planets where life may exist.

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Source: http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/5645/venus-transit-may-boost-hunt-other-worlds

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Chic Clicks: A Michelle Obama Favorite Gets Affordable, Karl on Kate?s Rear

Kevin Dietsch/UPI/Landov –One of Michelle Obama‘s favorite designers, Sophie Theallet, is collaborating with The Limited for an exclusive collection [WWD] –Move over Pippa — you’ve got some competition! Karl Lagerfeld thinks Kate‘s behind is just as — ahem — lovely as her sister’s [Huffington Post] –The graphic designer behind Beyonc�‘s website explains what it’s like [...]

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New therapy helps tinnitus sufferers

Tinnitus, an incurable ringing in the ears that can wreck the lives of those that suffer from it, can be significantly eased by a new combination of therapies, The Lancet reported.

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Source: http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/5618/new-therapy-helps-tinnitus-sufferers

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Countdown to the Transit of Venus

Everything you need to know about the Transit of Venus: the best app for it, what you'll need to see it, how to get involved, what you can win and who will be watching.

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Source: http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/5635/countdown-transit-venus

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Danica McKellar Files for Divorce

The former Wonder Years star married Mike Verta in 2009

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Robert Zemeckis? Flight Trailer: Denzel Washington Runs Into Turbulence

After riding train after train and whatnot, Denzel Washington is back navigating giant hunks of careening metal in Robert Zemeckis's Flight, which marks the director's return to live-action filmmaking after a decade spent trying (in vain, IMO) to conquer the uncanny valley. So how well do director and star succeed in piquing your interest in a movie about an airline pilot (Washington) who saves a plane full of passengers only to have his heroism — and drinking habits — come under scrutiny in the aftermath?

Below, watch the first trailer for Flight, which boasts a stellar cast surrounding Washington that includes Bruce Greenwood, Don Cheadle, Kelly Reilly, John Goodman, and Melissa Leo. It's not all that revealing, which is a good thing in this age of spoiler-happy marketing, though there's potential for some big unknown twist to rock us to our core in the last act.

So what's there to look forward to? Washington as a normal dude trying to figure it out, I suppose — or as a hero hiding some dark secret, which would be more interesting — and, of course, the sight of Denzel rolling a freaking airplane on top of some houses, or whatever. That should be enough for me. And yet... I'm just lukewarm on Flight. Is there any reason to see it besides the fact that it's Denzel being Denzel and Zemeckis maybe-recapturing the knack for storytelling on display in his best live-action hits?

Head to Apple for the trailer premiere.

Then again, I am about to get on a flight tomorrow morning, so forgive me if I'm not too juiced for a movie about the one airplane that falls…

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrities-gossip/robert-zemeckis-flight-trailer-denzel-washington-runs-into-turbulence/

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Evander Holyfield -- One Very Biting Question

Our suicidal brave camera guy asked Evander Holyfield a great question about the ear Mike Tyson chomped -- which almost made up for the question we asked Poison rocker Bobby Dall.Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/04/evander-holyfield-bobby-dall-poison-video-tmz-on-tv/

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David Guetta Had To Convince Sia Not To Retire

David Guetta had to convince Sia not to retire from singing so she could record his huge club track 'Titanium'.

Source: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/music/news/David+Guetta-242337.html

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Joel Kinnaman Talks ?Gritty? RoboCop Reboot While Samuel L. Jackson Joins Cast

It?s been 25 years since Paul Verhoeven?s RoboCop painted a nightmare vision of a near future in which a cyborg policeman became humanity?s salvation — so how will the upcoming reboot, starring Swedish-American actor Joel Kinnaman (AKA Holder of TV?s The Killing), update the tale? Movieline spoke with Kinnaman, who continues his Hollywood cross-over attempt in Friday?s New York drama Lola Versus, about Jose Padilha?s RoboCop — and the real-world technology that suggests we?re already in a much different future than the original envisioned.

Not convinced that the robot future is close at hand? Just take a look at the cyborg advances that have been made in Japan, where Kinnaman joked he?d be going to spend time with lifelike robots in preparation for his RoboCop role. ?Have you seen these Japanese hospital droids, or humanoids or whatever they call them? They?ve perfected the skin, the skin looks so real, and they have these motors between the eyes for when they smile,? he marveled. ?It?s just mind-blowing. We?re pretty close already. You can find it on YouTube. It?s spooky, but we?re getting really close.?

Kinnaman says shooting on the remake begins for him in September, with Gary Oldman on board to play Norton, a scientist responsible for turning the human Alex Murphy into RoboCop. Today, THR broke the news that Samuel L. Jackson playing "Pat Novak, a charismatic TV mogul and a powerful force in the Robocop world."

As for writer-director Padilha (Elite Squad, Elite Squad 2), Kinnaman had high praise. ?He?s a young master, and a very strong visionary, and he wants to make something with a lot of substance, he said. ?If you?ve seen Elite Squad then you know the action sequences are a walk…

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrities-gossip/joel-kinnaman-talks-%e2%80%98gritty%e2%80%99-robocop-reboot-while-samuel-l-jackson-joins-cast/

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Anisa - Music EP

Meet 23 year old, half Persian and half French, Manchester born and raised singer-songwriter and musician, Anisa. Signed to Alwayz Recordings she?s set to enchant you with her refreshing and organic s

Source: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/music/popmusic/album/Anisa-242254.html

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Ne-Yo -- Who Is The Ugliest Rapper of Them All?

We asked Ne-Yo to weigh in on that age old question in the world of hip-hop -- no, not Biggie or Tupac ... but who's the ugliest rapper of all-time? Warning: this ain't gonna be pretty. Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/06/ne-yo-ugliest-rapper-video-tmz-on-tv/

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Jennifer Aniston?s LBD: Trendy or Tired?

Should the actress move away from black and toward more colorful dresses?

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Ex-Wrestling Champ John Bradshaw Layfield -- WWE Sponsoring My EPIC Climb for Charity

Former pro wrestling champ John "Bradshaw" Layfield's attempt to climb 7 of the highest mountains in the world just got a quarter million dollar boost ... courtesy of his old cohorts at the WWE. If you didn't know, JBL has been planning to climb the…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/06/wwe-sponsoring-former-champ-john-bradshaw-layfield-charity-climb/

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Premium Rush (Celebrities)

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Greta Gerwig & Stars Turn Out for NYC Premiere of Lola Versus

Current "It-Girl" Greta Gerwig, Joel Kinnaman and Zoe Lister Jones were among the cast who turned up for the New York premiere Tuesday night of director Daryl Wein's Lola Versus, hosted by the Cinema Society. A bumper crop of other actors and socialites also joined in on the fun at the screening in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood, including Zachary Quinto, Noah Baumbach, Olivia Munn, Parker Posey, Russell Simmons, Eve Plumb, Jesse Peretz, Gaby Hoffman, Ed Droste (lead singer of Grizzly Bear) for the screening and after-party at the Boom Boom Room atop the Standard Hotel in the Meatpacking District.


In the film, Gerwig plays Lola who is suddenly dumped by her fiance only weeks before their wedding. Her life slowly tailspins as she seeks out close friends for solace and sexual mishaps as she faces turning 30 and being suddenly single.

"Zoe [Lister Jones] and I were both single and interested in stories that were honest about break-ups and not just glorified versions of them," Wein told ML at the Standard Tuesday night. He co-wrote the film along with Lister Jones who co-stars in the film with Gerwig. "Greta is great for the part because she is not an overly-polished lead. She's vulnerable, likable but still at times unlikable," he added.

Wein said the idea for Lola Versus came to him and Lister-Jones though in the interim other films that deal with being single have cropped up. "There are stories with a feminist [bent] that have come up since then, and we're all for it. We want more realistic depictions of break-ups and being single to be out there."

Not quite so single in real-life, Gerwig danced with her current beau Noah Baumbach at the party, which was co-hosted…

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrities-gossip/greta-gerwig-stars-turn-out-for-nyc-premiere-of-lola-versus/

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Axl Rose -- Zut Alors! $200k Chains Stolen in Paris

Axl Rose is leaving France $200,000 lighter after getting jacked for his three gold and diamond necklaces during an after party.Axl was at a private gathering after the Guns N' Roses concert in Paris last night when the robbery reportedly went down.…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/06/axl-rose-robbery-gold-chains-paris/

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And the Best Dressed Stars at the MTV Movie Awards Were ?

Emma Stone, Elizabeth Banks and Kristen Stewart earn top honors

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See the $1 Million Ring Knicks Star Amar?e Stoudemire Proposed With

The basketballer co-designed the ring with jeweler Shayan Afshar

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Ray Winstone Was Worried The Sweeney Role

Ray Winstone has revealed that he was worried about taking on The Sweeney because John Thaw and Dennis Waterman are 'icons'.

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Danny O'Donoghue: 'Bo Bruce Romance Rumours Are Nonsense'

Danny O'Donoghue has reportedly denied any romantic involvement with protege Bo Bruce

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Fame Sucks, Kristen Stewart Edition

Twilight/Snow White and the Huntsman star Kristen Stewart comes off as admirably self-possessed ("I don?t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit") in Vanity Fair, even when bemoaning the photograph that changed her life: ?You can Google my name and one of the first things that comes up is images of me sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe with my ex-boyfriend and my dog. It was [taken] the day the movie came out. I was no one. I was a kid. I had just turned 18. In [the tabloids] the next day it was like I was a delinquent slimy idiot, whereas I?m kind of a weirdo, creative Valley Girl who smokes pot. Big deal. But that changed my daily life instantly. I didn?t go out in my underwear anymore.? [Vanity Fair]

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Sheryl Crow Assures Fans Her Brain Tumor Is Non-Cancerous

"I'm feeling very healthy and happy, and having a great time on the road," says the singer

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The Robbie Boyd Band Interview

The Robbie Boyd Band has been making quite a stir on the live circuit in the last year or so and now they are back with their new EP Autumn?s Flown

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SKA split between Australia, South Africa

A long-running joust to host a radio telescope that would peer deeper than ever before into the universe has ended with a Solomon-like judgement to split the site between Australia and South Africa.

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Source: http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/5625/ska-battle-ends-with-split-site

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Jennifer Hudson, David Otunga Excited For Wedding

Couple are relieved family murder trial is over.

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Debra Messing Files for Divorce from Husband Daniel Zelman

"Will & Grace" star Debra Messing has filed for divorce from her husband Daniel Zelman ... TMZ has learned.Debra cites "irreconcilable differences" in the divorce docs, filed by celeb divorce lawyer Neal Hersh in L.A. County Superior Court.She is…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/05/debra-messing-divorce/

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Hip-Hop Producer Sean Garrett -- Working for Uncle Sam Now

Hip-hop mega-producer Sean Garrett has worked with the biggest names in the business, but for the foreseeable future, a portion of every dollar ​he makes will go straight to the biggest name of all ... UNCLE SAM. According to docs filed…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/28/sean-garrett-garnishing-wages/

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Scout Willis -- Busted for Underage Drinking and Fake ID

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's 20-year-old daughter was arrested in NYC for allegedly drinking a beer in public -- and then flashing a fake ID to cops.According to cops, Scout Willis was drinking an 8 oz. Pakistani beer in Union Square Monday night ...…

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/05/scout-willis-arrested-underage-drinking-fake-id/

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Snow White and the Huntsman Review

Rupert Sanders makes his big screen directorial debut with his retelling of the popular tale of Snow White.

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8 Of The Hottest Superwomen Of All-Time (Whose Super Powers Had You Swooning? ) (Bossip )

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Madonna Pisses Off French Leader with Swastika Video

Madonna managed to piss off the French ... all the way from Israel ... when she slapped a swastika on the face of a prominent French leader during a recent concert ... and now a lawsuit looms.During her show in Tel Aviv last week, the face…

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Kristen Stewart Picked On For Being A Tomboy

'Twilight' actress says her peers made fun of her for not shaving.

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Chris Hemsworth relieved at Snow White success

CHRIS HEMSWORTH has thanked fans after his latest film SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN debuted at number one at the U.S. box office over the weekend (01-03Jun12).

Source: http://star-magazine.co.uk//breakingnews/view/40546/Chris-Hemsworth-relieved-at-Snow-White-success/

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Japan 'diet glasses' fool wearers into eating less

Goggles that trick the wearer into thinking the plain snack in their hand is a chocolate cookie, or make biscuits appear larger have been unveiled in Japan, offering hope to weak-willed dieters everywhere.

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Source: http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/5652/japan-diet-glasses-fool-wearers-eating-less

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Brian McKnight Drops New 'Anal' Song -- Way Dirtier Than 'P**sy' Tune

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